It’s the last day of 2024!  How about that?  We made it!

So I read the September/October 2024 issue of Analog Science Fiction & Fact .  I know that I should probably stop bringing up this magazine here because the stories aren’t available for free, but I am what I am.  I must mention Adam-Troy Castro‘s “Minnie and Earl Have a Kitten.”  This is the fourth (and final?) “Minnie and Earl” story to appear in the magazine.  The first appeared in, I guess, the late 1990s.  If you want to experience a warm hug of a science fiction series, you can find an ebook of the first three stories on Amazon or on Hoopla.  They concern a friendly old couple who are discovered, by early Earth astronauts, to be living on the moon.  How they got there isn’t immediately clear.

I also read the November 30, 2023 issue of the London Review of Books.  A few stories captured my attention:

  • Searching for the Bee, about a very old book called The Wonders of Creatures and the Marvels of Creation, which was apparently one of the most widely read books of the 13th century.  I won’t try to describe the peculiar contents of the book here.  Check out the article if you want to learn more.
  • A National Evil, which is about how everyone in Switzerland used to have big goiters.  The history this article tells is so strange.  Apparently for many decades Switzerland was known as a place of goiters, deafness and developmentally disabled children.  Apparently this was all due to a lack of iodine in the diets of people there.  Tourists would travel to the country just to see the goiters.  I’m pretty sure this is the second article I’ve linked to on this topic since I began this column.

Finally, I read Nicholas Lemann’s new book “Higher Admissions: The Rise, Decline and Return of Standardized Testing.”  This slim volume is something of a followup to Lemann’s brilliant “The Big Test,” published about 25 years ago.  It tells the story of (mostly) the SAT – how it came to become dominant, the impact it has had on American education, and why many schools have recently abandoned it.  I actually penned a few words about the book a few days ago.  Do check out that post.

That’s all for now! I will spend most of next month traveling, but I should find time for at least a short list of recommendations.

I finally found time to read Nicholas Lemann’s “Higher Admissions: The Rise, Decline and Return of Standardized Testing.”  This follow-up to Lemann’s own “The Big Test” is a slim pamphlet of a thing, but still very worthwhile.

I greatly appreciated the introduction, written by Earl Lewis and Nancy Cantor.  Like Lemman, Lewis and Cantor express considerable skepticism about the value of standardized testing.  Of the book at hand, they note:

“This book, and the series of which it is a part, assumes that talent is distributed across the nation and world but access to opportunity is not. It invites the reader to understand the history of standardized testing and the creation of a testing industry that began with hopes of expanding opportunity and democratizing access at elite colleges, and it shows how, rather than shattering class privileges, the exams reinforced the relation between doing well on the tests and coming from families and neighborhoods with considerable resources. At its core the book asks us to think deeply about what is meant by merit. Can one test, taken over a few hours, tell us all we need to know about a potential candidate? It also cautions us that finding suitable alternatives to tests that have been validated over decades may take more than a minute. As important, it invites us to probe our commitment to equal opportunity in the United States by asking, what is the purpose of access to education?”

Unmentioned in the introduction is that Earl Lewis has been chair of the board of trustees of the Educational Testing Service since sometime last year.  Knowledge that the fellow running the ETS board is seemingly a test skeptic may help clear things up for industry watchers who have been somewhat puzzled by the moves ETS has made in recent years.  Indeed, ETS’s less-than-stellar Glassdoor page seems to be full of reviews written by former staffers wondering what the board is thinking.

I don’t mean the above to be a dig at ETS, of course.  I share Dr. Lewis’s concerns about the use of tests in admissions.  Go ahead and get rid of them all, I say.  And I think that the recently articulated mission statement of ETS – to “rebuild the pillars” of education hand in hand with the Carnegie Foundation – is very exciting (if a bit quixotic).

But, with that said, if one were to subtract contemporary standardized testing from the ETS, there wouldn’t be much of anything left over there.  As some will recall, the recent cessation of ETS’s 70-year involvement in the development and administration of the SAT contributed to the need for significant downsizing earlier this year.

I’m scheduled to take the LANGUAGECERT Academic Exam at home on December 31.  It’s worth sharing a few preliminary notes beforehand:

  1. Registration was somewhat challenging.  Some sort of cookie problem (I presume) prevented my registration from being finalized.  I was only able to complete the registration process in an incognito browser window.
  2. The test costs $165, which is very competitive in this category.
  3. As most readers know, the speaking section of this test consists of  a live interview.  As a result, test takers must schedule two test dates.  I scheduled both for the same day.
  4. Test takers can indicate which language they want their proctor to speak.  Eight choices are given.  That’s neat.
  5. Test takers must use a phone as a secondary camera during the at-home test. As I’ve indicated a few times, I think all at-home tests should utilize this sort of system (more on that in a later post).
  6. As far as I can tell, online proctoring is handled in-house by LanguageCert.
  7. Apparently, test takers MUST use a headset and it MUST have a built-in microphone.  And it MUST be wired.  I’ll go shopping at my local Daiso tomorrow, I suppose.
  8. Guidelines for test takers are provided in a document which some may find overwhelming.  Perhaps it could be simplified.  I’ll post a link in the comments to show you what I mean.

Let me know if there is anything I should keep an eye out for during the test.  My thanks to the LanguageCert team for providing a voucher.

Here’s my score report from the Michigan English Test (MET).  I’ve also included the “digital certificate” that is provided along with the score report.

A few notes:

  1. Scores usually arrive in five days.
  2. I got my scores after six days, as they went into administrative review. That took about 24 hours to complete.
  3. Test takers can pay extra to have a printed score report mailed to their door.
  4. Michigan Assessment has a unique approach to re-scoring requests and retakes for specific skills.  When the scores are reported, the test taker has the option to accept the scores, to request a rescore, or to apply for a section retake.  If the test taker accepts the scores, they are locked in and the ability to get a rescore or apply for a retake is removed. Except in the Philippines, where you can apply to retake a section at any time.
  5. Scores can be sent to an unlimited number of institutions at no extra cost.  Nice.

 

When generalizing about all of the members of a species, you can use the definite article (the).  As in:

“There are several ways to protect the peregrine falcon.”

And:

The blue whale is the largest mammal in the world.”

Don’t use this article when talking about only some of the species.  Instead, use the plural form:

“It is imperative that we protect peregrine falcons in the United States.”

And:

Peregrine falcons that live in cities are experiencing habitat destruction.”

And:

“I saw plenty of blue whales from the deck of the boat”

We can use “might have” and “must have” when we are making deductions about the past.

Use “might have” (or “may have”) + the past participle when you are not totally certain of something.  Like:

  • I’m not totally sure, but I might have failed the test.
  • Historians aren’t certain, but the silver coin found in Maine may have been left there by Viking explorers.

Use “must have” + the past participle when you are more certain.  Like:

  • The test was extremely difficult.  I must have failed it.
  • There is no other explanation.  The silver coin found in Maine must have been left there by Viking explorers.

The British Council has a great article about this topic!

“Watch” is generally used to refer to an object that is moving, and to an object that takes place over a period of time.  Like a football game or a television show.  For example:

  • Tomorrow I will watch a football game in London.
  • Did you watch the new episode of “Doctor Who” last night?

“Look at” is generally used to refer to an object for a shorter period of time, often to observe details.  The object is often unmoving.  Like a menu or a painting.  For example:

  • I looked at the menu, but didn’t find anything I wanted.
  • While I was at the Smithsonian, I looked at a lot of famous paintings.

TOEFL’s “Enhanced Score Reporting” is no longer available. That was launched with some fanfare in October of last year and represented an effort to provide test takers with more than a numerical score. It included feedback about which reading and listening question types they did well (and not well) at and insights into the grammar, language use and mechanics of their speaking and writing responses. Along with that, sample high-scoring responses were provided.

I liked the enhanced score reporting, as it had been something I spent four or five years asking for.

Here’s a list of the top ten countries that sent traffic to this website in 2024.  If you are wondering what parts of the world are most interested in the TOEFL, this is for you.  The list matches my general understanding of where the test is popular, with one exception;  China is the biggest market for the TOEFL, but it can be challenging to reach Chinese students online.

The list consists of the same ten countries as 2023 but Indonesia has replaced Brazil in the final slot.  That doesn’t come as a surprise, as Indonesia is generally considered the next potential gold mine for testing and student recruitment firms.

With that said, here’s the list:

  • USA
  • India
  • South Korea
  • Japan
  • Turkiye
  • China
  • Taiwan
  • Germany
  • Iran
  • Indonesia

This is useful because TOEFL is a test with little pockets of popularity.  It isn’t a broadly popular test like the IELTS, where the top ten list would be pretty much the same as the top ten list of sending countries.

I was really happy to see Japan featured in the ICEF Podcast‘s final “Keys to the Market” segment of 2024.  The ICEF podcast is one of my favorites in the international education space.  Lots of good stuff in there, and it only comes out once a month.  Don’t sleep on it!

The hosts talk about the Japanese government’s plans to increase the numbers of both inbound and outbound students in coming years.  Most people have long been aware of Japan as a sending nation, but it has attracted a ton of attention in recent years as a receiving nation.

A mildly interesting factoid: Japan has been my number one source of revenue every year I started doing this stuff in 2011.  However, each year since about 2015 it has represented a smaller and smaller percentage of my overall revenue picture.  The steady decline of the yen means students are more likely to seek out assistance from domestic sources.  And in more recent years students have been taking a much wider range of language tests than in the past so they are less likely to need my services.  The latter development may come as a bit of a surprise to some, as the old duopoly was thought to have an unbreakable grip on the market.

A few days ago, I wrote about the option of paying $99 to get your TOEFL score in 24 hours.  But I’m not seeing that option anymore. I’ve asked a few folks to check and they aren’t seeing it either. Maybe it was just a test run.

Anyway, among individuals I talked to the initial reaction to the offer wasn’t great. Some people* grumbled that ETS is again charging for a service that other test makers provide at no cost. Note that IELTS scores now arrive in 1-2 days at no extra charge.

*not me!!!

A few days ago, I completed the Michigan English Test (MET) from Michigan Language Assessment.  I took a few notes while everything was still fresh in my mind:

  1. The pre-test process was smooth. Proctoring is handled by Prometric, and they are pretty good at this sort of thing. The process began with a check-in specialist who was visible to me. She was able to answer a few questions I had about the test.
  2. All of the pre-test procedures (including a room scan) took about 35 minutes.  That’s long… but normal.  I wonder if test companies track this stat. They probably should.
  3. The Prometric software includes the option to cross out answers in multiple choice questions (by right clicking on them).  I love, love, love this.  All of the other proctoring companies should steal this feature. It seems like a small thing, but it helps.
  4. One potential issue is worth noting.  At the end of the speaking section I clicked a button to finish the test.  But to exit the proctoring software, I was given a warning and required to click a button that said:  “yes, exit the application and abandon the exam.”  That’s not very good phrasing.  The proctor said it was okay, but I asked him to leave a note on my account.
  5. I like the introductory video from Michigan Assessment at the beginning that describes how the test software works.  I also like the pleasant man who later appeared to explain the speaking section.
  6. The proctor told me I could request a 10 minute break at any time, during which the test would be paused.  Weird. I didn’t take her up on the offer, as she said I’d have to do a room scan before resuming the test.
  7. The test is listed at 155 minutes.  That means it is longer than the category average.  That said, I suspect most test takers won’t use all of that time.  The timers are pretty generous.
  8. Note-taking on paper is not allowed, but there is a “scratch pad” built into the Prometric software.  It is kinda clunky.
  9. The test includes a mix of general and academic English.  It is mostly general English.  I know there is some debate about what “academic English” even means… but I think you get the point. This isn’t the TOEFL iBT.
  10. The test includes some old-school grammar questions.  You don’t see many of those on tests nowadays.
  11. The listening section is likely the most challenging for test-takers.  There are short questions that really get into the nuances of word choice, and longer ones that are not as nuanced, but require the test-taker to keep a lot of balls in the air.
  12. The speaking section has one “describe the picture” task and four questions that could be described as “independent speaking tasks.”
  13. There are no integrated tasks in any of the sections.

That’s all for now.  I hope to take two more tests before my holiday starts in mid-January.  If anyone wants me to share a few words about their test here, remember that I’ll take any English test if it is cheap or I can get a voucher.